Brynn Tyler and Dane Cross to host ‘ Porn Star Karaoke ‘
‘ This Is Not a Porn Star Karaoke XXX Spoof ‘ Officials Say
Brynn Tyler and Dane Cross , the stars of two latest and greatest spoof blockbusters are teaming up to host Porn Star Karaoke this Tuesday night.
Dane Cross, who co-stars in New Sensations’ ‘ The Office: A XXX Parody’ , and Brynn Tyler , who plays Chrissy in X-Play’s ‘ Not Three’s Company XXX ‘, will be on hand as stars and fans of adult gather for another fun night of belting out the classics.
” We’re going to push the limits of the genre ” Dane Cross said from a set in Glendale where he had just finished a scene with Ashlynn Brooke for a webisode of The Office. ” I’m hoping to see some folks belt out some Porcupine Tree and Sleepytime Gorilla Museum. I will be bringing my dancing shoes and I recommend others do the same. ”
Dane Cross’ strong statements set up a possible clash with Brynn Tyler , who makes no secret of her love for the Dave Matthews Band.
” I’m obsessed ” Brynn Tyler said as she casually flipped the bird to no one in particular. ” That’s cool if Dane wants to get all hipster, but he better not fuck with Dave because I will be bringing my girls and we will not be taking any shit from anyone ! ”
Porn Star Karaoke ringleader Tony Batman was not nonplussed by the possible face-off.
” I know Dane Cross just finished playing Bud in the Married With Children spoof ” Tony said. ” I have a feeling he knows how to handle his blondes. If not, that could be fun, too. ”
Porn Star Karaoke is open to the publi and takes place every Tuesday from 9 pm to 2 am at Sardo’s Bar 259 N. Pass Ave. in Burbank, Calif.
For more information, visit www.SardosBar.com
Brynn Tyler and Dane Cross