Charlie Sheen Loves X-Play’s ‘ House of the Whores ‘ and his Bionic XXX Girlfriend Bree Olson
Charlie Sheen truly has a ‘ House of Whores ‘ and new girlfriend Porn SuperStar Bree Olson plays the ‘ Bionic Woman ‘ so apparently both have a fantastic sense of humor as details of their love affair emerge while two parody DVDs from X-Play/Digital Sin fly off store shelves nationwide.
The constant barrage of media interviews being conducted with Charlie Sheen is great news for adult movie director Will Ryder who directed the breakout hit ‘ Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX ‘ which just hit store shelves last week and the adventurous top-selling porn parody ‘ Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX ‘. Bree Olson stars in both movies along with a host of other gorgeous porn girls that Charlie Sheen loved making the’ Two and a Half Men ‘ actor glow like a proud papa. Both DVDs are enjoying heavy retail sales due to the unprecedented media attention being showered on Sheen.
” We sold out of ‘ Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX ‘ already,” stated Pat Nedobek clerk at Milwaukee’s adult shop Romantic Fantasies.
” Bree Olson is a goddess and I completely understand why Charlie Sheen has a thing for her,” Ryder said. ” She is absolutely sensational in both movies and does a wonderful job with a full array of bionic powers located in her mouth and in her vagina that always please her man. ”
In ‘ Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX ‘, horrible accidents leave Jaime Sommers and Steve Austin clinging to life. It is only the assistance of the government’s top-secret bionic program, which saves them. Equipped with the latest in cybernetic technology, Jaime and Steve become the Bionic Woman and the Six Million Dollar Man. Their powers include super strength, sexual heroics and bionic genitals. Both will be needed to fight and bang their way through their latest mission as Bree Olson is perfectly cast as the Bionic Woman and comeback performer-of-the-year candidate Dale Dabone plays Col. Steve Austin in this entertaining porn movie.
Ryder, the 2010 AVN director of the year couldn’t be happier that his movies have been released by Digital Sin/New Sensations at the height of ‘ Sheenomania ‘ and fans can enjoy Charlie’s actual call girls.
” You can’t make this stuff up, ” reflected Ryder. ” Whenever I turn on the TV there’s Charlie Sheen with Bree Olson in the background or Kacey Jordan giving another interview regarding her affair with him. This is pure gold and the guy has a great sense of humor. I love him. ”
‘ Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX ’stars many of the girls that Charlie has loved or tried to love including Capri Anderson , Melanie Rios , Tanner Mayes , Gigi Rivera , Jenna Presley , the late great Chloe Jones , Bree Olson and the interview friendly Kacey Jordan
‘ Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX ‘ starring Bree Olson also stars Aubrey Adams , Danica Dillon , Victoria White , Kim Kennedy , Dale Dabone , Jack Lawrence , Eric Swiss , Chad Diamond , Rocco Reed and Mike Horner as Oscar.
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